I love God like fat kids love ice cream.

2009-06-17T23:53:00.001+08:00

But I've loved you more than you've ever known.

2008-08-24T17:43:00.005+08:00

Whew long time since my last post, been real busy studying for exams and then finally going for OBS SABAH training course so been reaching home late and tired =/ The course was real fun though, everyone there is super fit and buff luh, majority was t&f, canoeing and rugby with a few of the other CCAs. 4 Ncc land and one Ncc air guys in total so i wasnt the only one :D

Uhh we did abseiling and kayaking at Changi, pretty scary because abseiling there were exams which you COULD actually fail instead of the 'fake' tests that usually everyone passed. Still not sure if i passed yet haha. Kayaking was tiring but WAY MORE FUN, surprisingly i found i was pretty good at it because i always expected myself to be alright since im not super buff or anything. We were split into Group A and Group B, Group A being the guys without one star kayaking and Group B were mainly canoeists and people with the one star kayaking already.

Then on the second day there was a mini test to see who was fastest and i ended up the fastest(surprisesurprise) :D. Zachery was 2 laps(100m) behind me but i really expected him to be the fastest since hes a real experienced kayaker. Then on friday, there was an expedition to East Coast Lagoon from Changi Adventure Coast, in total about 12km luh, all the Group A guys were trailing behind luh, all the Group Bs were at the front EXCEPT for the boat which me and Zachery were taking :D Some of the guys said we were fast for non-canoeists, super satisfying seeing us amongst the canoeists :D We were about the 5th-8th boat out of the 24 boats, 12 boats for Group A, 12 for Group B.

Then we reached there, ate like dogs, my delicious duck rice was dammmmnnnn good till i realised there was an even more famous Bak Kut Teh stall right opposite me =/ Shared a $6(omg EXPENSIVE) oyster omelette with Ajun, we were super disgusted by the oysters, weird mushy things there tasted putrid compared to the fresh oysters. Then i gave a bet to Ajun, 5 dollars to him if he ate the 3 remaining ones at one shot( Yes thats how bad it was) AND HE DECLINED. I lowered it to $2 and asked everyone, then Cedric shot up his hand, swooped over and sucked all 3 up like some vacuum cleaner at one shot. Luckily he only asked for $1 because he just wanted a glass of chin chow haha, had to give to him anyway luh =P

Ahh and yesterday i finally got full permission to go service, as in i asked straightforward without any conditions and my dad allowed =) After so long, FINALLY. Was free to relax during service without tensing up whenever my phone vibrated, aahhh. Tomorrow im getting back the results, sshcaryscary.

FYI : Gerald thats what Wei Jun said he saw, you tried to throw it inn the dustbin, missed and left it there. Second, JON SAW KNOW THE HACK ON HOW TO KNOW WHERE THE MINES ARE.

He may mean nothing to you
but
He means everything to me.

2008-08-08T22:04:00.004+08:00

Bleh recently haven had the mood to blog and i have been hooked to minesweeper ever since I won expert mode in 5 minutes, now i keep trying to get a better time, omg so addictive. ANyway today had mass cg, fun games and all but i arrived late with Wei Jun because i forgot to exchange back the basketball with the auntie after gerald last played with it. So went back and searched for it then i remember he left it the dustbin there and we hurried to Citylink.

Had restructuring, a little shocking, when Keith said that the sec 4s were 'retiring' for the moment for O levels, i thought like, our level were taking over already but in the end it was just a split up luh, this means we are getting pretty big :D Anyway my sheeps, Gerald and Lucas remained the same but my shepherd was changed from Keith to Daniel, welcome =) Would have given me more fun to soak up at the barbeque if i knew a little early hahaha.

Anyway im feeling super tired and all, this weekend gotta go mug or else my mum might ban me again to go service =( Woah oh must chiong like mad.

Anyway Gerald has made me do this quiz thing so here it goes then.

1. What are your reasons for having a LJ?
Ans: Err, im using blogger, not LJ. BAD QUESTION MAN.
2. What do you do before bed time?
Ans: Chat on msn or on the phone/sms.
3. What would your dream wedding be like?
Ans : California, Paris and London. Triple country wedding :D Sadly, i know that will never happen unless my parents win the 8 million toto that is about to be drawn soon.
4. What is the city of your dreams and why?
Ans: San Francisco OR Los Angeles OR Las Vegas. I just love America, friendly people, nice weather, nice FOOD and classy places. Oh and amazing theme parks :D
5. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Ans: Extrovert, anyone that knows me can obviously see that.
6. Which is more blessed; being loved or to love someone?
Ans: Being loved, that person would do anything for you man, buy chicken rice or lick your boots, name it.
7. Do you trust easily?
Ans: Yep.
8. What person, dead or alive, is your role model?
Ans: Jesus Christ.
9. Is there anything that has been making you unhappy recently?
Ans: Yea, some dude irritated me, wont point fingers though.
10. When's the last time you had fun?
Ans: During CD's CG today :D
11. Is money everything?
Ans: Nope, but it is quite substantial though.
12. How do you see yourself?
Ans: I dont know, just a normal fun loving guy :D
13. Who are currently, the most important people to you?
Ans: God, family and my dear friends =P
14. What kind of person, do you think the person who tagged you is?
Ans: (Gerald) Fun soccer crazy guy but sometimes jokes a little excessively. BUT hes my sheep :D
15. Would you rather be rich but single? or poor but married?
Ans: Poor but married, ill go marry some rich ass person luh HAHAHA.
16. How many children would you want to have, if any?
Ans: My ideal number would be 4.
17. Whats better? To give or to receive?
Ans : Give, you get to see the guy's happiness which is good enough for me.
18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Ans: The more ideal one luh, weird question though.
19. What would you do if you (or your girlfriend) became pregnant unexpectedly?
Ans: Yea right, like that would ever happen.
20. What are you waiting for right now?
Ans: To get the 'OK' sign from my parents to go to service.

2008-08-03T02:05:00.002+08:00

My hands are searching for you
My arms are outstretched towards you
I feel you on my fingertips
This fire rising through my being
Burning I'm not used to seeing you
I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I'm breathing
Holding on to what I'm feeling
Savoring this heart that's healing.

In two weeks I'll be back physically to your holy sanctum,
but i never left you spiritually.

I finally met you, it was too real, no ordinary dream.

2008-07-29T22:58:00.002+08:00

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
Look at me Look at me, hands in the air like its good to be.
I can show you how to do-si-do.
I can show you how to scratch a record.
I can take apart the remote control, and i can almost put it back together.
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem.
I can tell you about Leif Ericson.
I know all the words to De Colores.
I can do anything that I want 'cause look.
Look
I can keep rhythm with no metronome.
I can see your face on the telephone.

Look at me look at me
Just called to say that its good to be
Alive in such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store.
I can make a living off a magazine.
I can design an engine 64miles to the gallon of gasoline.
I can make new antibiotics.
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions.
I know how to run the business.
And i can make you wanna buy a product.
Movers shakers and producers.
Me and my friends understand the future.
I see the strings that control the systems.
I can do anything with no resistance
'Cause
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
My reach is global.
My tower secure.
My cause is noble.
My power is pure.

I can handout a million vaccinations
Or let em all die from exasperations.
Have them all healed from their their lacerations
Or have em all killed by assassination.
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em.
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command because

I can guide a missile by satellite.
And I can hit a target through a telescope.
And I can end the planet in a Holocaust.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

I can do anything with God by my side.

2008-07-27T23:11:00.002+08:00

Yohoyohoyohoyoho!

Finally dragged myself to blog again =P Kindred spirit was hmm, a little disappointing though, thats just my personal opinion anyway haha. The first half was pretty good but second half? Zzzz... The 'Purify' was quite impressive haha, the Sji group, 'Domino Effect' had the moves but were a bit off co-ordination haha, all they needed was practice luh haha, and since they only formed since April, its been pretty good already.

Ok in an attempt to reduce oil(yes the stupid oil from your hair), I have followed my mum and sister's advice and AM USING A HAIRBAND AT HOME. Yellow too, look like some cuckoo, BUT according to Alvern and Joshua, its the 'in' thing now xD They were wearing it throughout the whole church camp haha. Next thing, my mum tried to 'clean' my specs because she was convinced the scratches from my specs falling off during soccer were uhh 'hard dirt'. SO she used the nails and the rough side of the sponge used to clean dishes and rubbed it until it had so many scratches my whole specs was so blur i couldnt see through it.

She went, "Oh no, Joey." Then i knew she did some stupid thing because whenever she said that it ALWAYS meant something bad haha. So now at home im wearing some old spare spectacles thats GOLD and "makes me look like im 50". Quoted from my sister. Luckily she agreed to lend me her specs when i go to school to avoid much humiliation. Its quite similar to my old ones but the sides are thin and black. Oh well, time to snooze.

2008-07-08T23:10:00.003+08:00

Hmmm, today Zachery Dan Young came to SJI!! Was supposed to pick him up with Keith but in the end he was already in Sji, IN OUR SJI PE. He could fit in really well though haha, then he tried some soursop juice from our stall before we headed to street soccer court. Had alot of fun haha, Zach was camping as a striker all the way haha, he said he would do minimal damage there. Then went for a.prime, dinner at Golden Rooster with Cheng Hui, before going to a new tuition which Cheng Hui and Ezra were in opposite KAP.

How long can i carry on like this, gotta break the parental objection fast, i still have a firm grip on you God but my palms are getting sweaty.

All I ever want is to do is to love you.

2008-07-06T21:29:00.002+08:00

Oh dang my blog is dying again haha, TODAY WE HAD CG WOOHOO! At Jiao's house, awesome cg if you ask me, two new people joining us, i would say it was a really good cg, struck me alotwhen Keith took out his sketch of SJI Cg when it started, and SJI Cg now, its grown so much and its growing again after camp.

Was just what i needed, still maintaining a firm grip after camp even without service, but i know i have to solve that problem fast and ill try my best to complete Keith's challenge for me. My palms are getting sweaty but im still holding pretty firmly. Anyway Keith wants to talk to the sec 1s about our church during our Religious and Moral Ed class and we are going to talk to the principal about it, if this works, its gonna be big. All the way SJI.

Remember.

2008-06-26T23:45:00.002+08:00

Hey guys bleh back to school, started evaxing Sji though, Zj Lucas and me were one team. Zj made it sound so hard to give out, he wanted me to make 6 forms only since Lucas was at competition but i decided to make 10. In the end, we gave them out in around 10 minutes. Ahh what a waste, striving to hit 50 for our group by the end of this week, should be achievable :D

Projects. Hate that word, i have 4 projects due in 1day-2 weeks time for different projects and i haven't touched one yet, my group can't find a free day for each one and they are reluctant to do it on Sunday. Anyway Sunday i have the car wash thing to raise money for the Szechuan disaster so i can't go anyway too. WHO WANTS TO GO? Its organised by students only, no teachers! Gonna be fun AND for a good cause =)

Now for the Euro 2008, man Germany won by a hair over Turkey, and Turkey only has a 13 man team, imagine if their main players weren't injured, wouldn't be surprised if they beat Germany. Germany's position was abit funny, 5-4-1, means 5 defenders, 4 midfielders and one striker, Klose. Oh well, tonight theres the Spain-Russia match!! I want to watch but i doubt i can wake up to watch it, will just slam the alarm, but i have two Twisties waiting me to munch on them during the match :D One for each half.

Ok my eyelids are getting a little droopy, bye!

2008-06-13T14:11:00.000+08:00

Ok im back, this time with the inspirational words of all our y-hope church people, i hope this would spark more hope in us brothers and sisters.

Alvern : Images of my pass, flashed vividly pass my eyes. It was as if i was in the scene once again. It was time travel.And now, i can NEVER deny the power of christ.

Jiao Hui : Yes, i felt the presence of God during church camp.I see clearly now. I hear clearly God.Ask me about my objective of all this?Well, its for the Kingdom of God, the People and My Saviour.

Our Anthem of Life : Fellowship of the Unashamed(The last words of an African martyr)
“I am part of the fellowship of the unashamed. The die has been cast. I have stepped over the line. The descision has been made. I am a disciple of Jesus Christ.
I won’t look back, let up, slow down, back away, or be still. My past is redeemed, my present makes sense, and my future is secure.
I’m finished and done with low living, sight-walking, small planning, smooth knees, colorless dreams, tame visions, mundane talking, cheap giving, and dwarfed goals. My pace is set, my gait is fast, my goal is heaven, my road is narrow, my way is rough, my companions few, my Guide reliable, my mission clear.
I won’t give up, back up, let up, or shut up until I’ve preached up, prayed up, paid up, stored up, and stayed up for the cause of Christ.
I must go until He returns, give until I drop, preach until all know, and work until He comes. And when He comes, He will have no problem recognizing me. My colors will be clear. “For I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ.”

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Ok yesterday while taking the train back with Desmond, Jonathan, the other Jonathan, Shawn, Joshua, Wei Jun, and Cleon (I hope i didnt miss anyone), i was reading my sermon notebook and bible whilst the rest were snoring -.- Desmond was leaning to the left and the woman sitting next to him looked scared haha. Desmond told me to sleep but i couldnt because i cant do this at home, so i was reading Acts 1-7 and came across this verse, which i just read in Xanthe's blog and i find it very useful for those of us that are losing faith.

“In the last days, God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams.”

Endure guys and we will reap the results in 'the last days'.

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Xanthe: The changed lives, miracles, healings, signs and wonders all evidently point to His existence. How is it ever possible to deny His presence? I do not even need to meet God face to face before I can attest to the reality of God. In this case, “seeing is believing” can very well be disproved.

Kwan Shyan : By faith I will conquer my Problem and by faith I will trust in him by faith i will walk right right with him! So From today onward I will be a new man!

Keith : I can score a million goals, none will count without a referee.I can claim a million victories and none will count without God as the judge. I dont believe in Luck, I believe in God's plan.

CD1, remember the hands we joined that night. The tears we shed are not for nothing, keep your word.

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Even though the camp has ended, let our desire and want for God to never die. Every step you take, God runs a thousand steps, the question is, are you going to take that one step? CD1 we told God we would on the night we kneeled before God, humbled before him and we showed him how desperate we are for him, never to fall to Satan's never-ending attacks, our tears fell along with all our sins, we died with our sins and lived again that night as a pure servant of God, this time, we will not even inch towards Satan because that inch is all it takes for his sins to start all over. Together, with God's help, we will do it.

2008-05-17T22:49:00.000+08:00

Oo i see the spammers are back, oh well time to remove the cbox, anyway sorry i haven been around, my laptop is spoilt, my computer has no keyboard or mouse, my mum and sis wont let me use their laptops, ironic. Ahh well, thats why now i have to beg my mum so i can use her laptop for just a moment.

SORRY!

2008-05-11T12:05:00.001+08:00

HEY GUYS!! Alright im back full-time so patronise often yea? EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER!! WOOHOO! Its abit of a drag to go through all the papers so all in all it was alright, migh be able to get a PSP if i do well this mid-year.

Anyway today is Mothers Day! Just did a surprise breakfast for my momma haha. Yesterday i bought a white rose, Ferrero Rocher, a giant Brownie Cake and Haagen Daaz ice cream, while my sister bought a necklace, some rag doll thing, organic gingerbread men and wrote a letter. We combined it so i told my dad about it and he pretended that he was going to bring us out for breakfast, so he went to bathe and all.

So expectedly, my mum would go and dress up so i was frantically hand signalling to my sister to distract my mum whilst i prepared everything. I took out my secretly stashed stuff and went to heat up the chocolate brownie cake so it was be coated with melted chocolate. Set up the table, placed the white rose and Ferrero Rocher and took out the Vanilla Haagen Daaz ice cream and scoop, forks, plates, placed a gingerbread man on each plate and the letter beside the rose. After that i went to call my mum, she was super surprised haha cos we were doing everything stealthily so she din expect a thing haha. She was super happy and we are going for Morten's Steak TONIGHT!! Three cheers for Mother's Day =)

2008-05-01T15:16:00.000+08:00

Hey guys sorry for the long pause ONCE AGAIN. Nevermind ill resume my promise after the exams ;) Anyway Shanice just sent me this super random message,

Helloooooo. Im super bored here right now because chinese is boring the shit out of me and i don't know how the format of the paper is and why must we learn chinese, i want to learn malay because im halal as i don't eat pork because pork is bad its babi poor pigs. Hi :)

Super random hahaha, still its cheerful somehow haha. Mugging for dumb geography, its a holiday and im mugging, how lame man. Doing food, i somehow thought it would be interesting but its NOT AT ALL YOU HEAR ME, NOT.

At least after this, class lessons wont be so boring, the only thing i look forward to is PE and RME. First Pe i get to pull down everyone's shorts, I pulled down Daryl's then he chased me repeatedly around the school, super funny he still couldnt get me xD Until like 10 people came to surround me and Daiwei managed to grab mine and pull down lol. I have my alliance, Me, Daniel, Timothy and Gerald. FANTASTIC FOUR.

The last lesson tried puling down Mahdi's but he tightened it , in the end he pulled down mine. Oh well. The only thing interesting is waiting till the bell rings then, THE FIVE DONGS do the 'alululululululu' sound by moving your tongue left to right when you jut out your lips and shout. Im Dong-up-Butt :D There are 4 other dongs, only some people in sji know what it means xD Ok time to go mug again.

2008-04-16T21:20:00.000+08:00

Hey people! Sorry bout the long gap once again haha, im super tired these days, been very busy. Just ran 2.4km today so im super exhausted and ima make this short aight?

GOLD! Woohoo full marks for napfa :D After 2.4, me and daryl were shouting stuff.

Daryl : Im the fastest guy in class!
Me : Im the fittest guy in class!
Daryl : Im the fastest guy in class!
Me : Im the fittest guy in class!
Daryl : Im the fastest guy in class!
Me : Im the fittest guy in class!
Daryl : Im the fastest guy in class!
Me : Im the fittest guy in class!
Wen Jian : Im the fattest guy in class!
Terrence : AHH SHUDDUP LA.

Ahaha so fun, after that played soccer with the trackers and sec 1s, left for tuition and then finally, KATONG LAKSA! Now im stuffed with water, laksa and one bite of pear =P

2008-04-09T21:49:00.000+08:00

Yoyoyo what up DUDES! Hahahaha thats what Ashleigh said , super funny. He keeps coming to my class after every period, then ill go poke him like mad, great entertainment haha. Anyway yesterday i went for LIVE SHOOTING! So cool man, the real bullets and targets, when you shoot you can keep the fire at the barrel of the gun and the smoke. And then the empty bullet cartridge flies out.

Had to wait around 5 and a half hours before we got to shoot man, but it was worth the waiting. I didnt realise the bullets were so sharp haha, and everytime i shot, my cartridge would fly out and hit Wei Xuan haha, some even hit his cheeks! He said it was super hot haha, when i was assisting, after like 30 seconds of shooting, they will go and collect the targets and we pick up the empty cartridges, it was still hot after about one minute of cooling man.

The first 8 targets we practise, then we went to collect, not bad haha, the first 8 were for grouping, means try to make the bullets hit as close as possible, i would say i did rather well haha, i estimate about 4 cm in reach of every bullet. Then we went to put the real ones and took 10 shots for the target of the soldier. After that when we went to collect, everyone was so anxious, then i counted mine, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! YEA! MARKSMAN WAHAHA. I was afraid i couldnt because we had to hit 10/10, which was rather scary haha, miss one means cannot already. Now im gonna get the super cool badge on my uniform of two guns crossed.

When we finished and took off the earplugs and helmet it was so comfortable. Mine was some gum earplug that Daniel gave me, GUM. So gross everyone was looking when i put it on, i moulded the whole thing in and pushed. Felt sore after awhile.

THEN NAPFA. It was my turn on the first Napfa PE lesson since i was register 9, it was register 1-12 to do that day. First, SIT UPS.

I was paired up with Gerald haha, first i did for him, he got an A, 43! Then my turn and i got the same, 43 too haha. ONE A DOWN, FOUR LEFT. Most of the people got B and C anyway.Then, PULL UPS.

Haha this one was easy, first there were only two guys that was 15, Dai Wei and Keith, then they had to do the chin-ups, not even one xD. FAIL. After that it was the inclined, so amusing to watch people, especially those unfit ones xD LIKE ADITHYA. He struggled to get 7 so he could get an E. Watch watch laugh laugh laugh. Then me and Geralds turn. Somehow when it is our turn, the whole class comes to watch, apparently we were the fittest in this batch of register 1-12 haha. Then Gerald did like a machine haha, just kept going, till he hit the A mark then stopped. MY TURN. Seemed much easier then last year haha, improved from a B last year to an A this year, seemed so easy to get an A though. TWO As DOWN, 3 TO GO. STANDING BROAD JUMP.

This was a killer, super lot of people couldnt succeed in this. I was scared too, i remember primary school i used to struggle to get a C for gold. Primary 6 i got 155cm. Pathetic, then Sec 1 i thought was doomed but suddenly pulled off a 186. Then Sec 2 i thought i as really doomed this time cos 186 was a D in sec 2, then i pulled a 204! Another B. First Adithya ah, joke of the yera, he jumped like a hop, 140cm i think hahaha. Then he re-test and pulled off an E. Do do do then Gerald went, with everyone watching as usual, he did, 238cm. Imba. Its nuts man, then he told me, just go as low as possible. I was super nervouse, i had to get a 206 to scrape a C, i just wanted to get at least a C luh, to get A was 226 and above. So i was thinking, B, B, B! Then could hear every talking,

'Come on your name is Joey, a baby kangaroo, live up to your name!'
'Think of Mayo Scallops and Mayo Drumlets! ( I was sorta known for that cos i always managed to get the teachers to release us early whenever those was on the menu in a canteen shop by shouting, TODAY GOT MAYO DRUMLETS/SCALLOPS! Then everyone will go into a riot hahaha)'
' Look at the Rugby post and jump '

Then i bend super low and jump.

'WOAHHHH'

On the inside i went ' YES '. Cos when Gerald jumped everyone WOAHed too haha. I looked down, 220cm, YES A 'B'!

After that was a second try, then there was there was so much noise until i shouted, 'QUIET!'. Then everyone stopped :D And i jumped, 230cm. Oh mah jiggles. YES. A. Then Mervin was going ' Ok la fine la, get A, leave me behind, NEVER TRUST JOEY, HE SAY HE SUPER LOUSY BUT ALWAYS LIES.' Sorry luh mervin haha xD 3 As, 2 left to go.

Sit and Reach.

This was never a problem haha, always got A. As usual Adithya was a joke, then Geralds turn and everyone was looking. HES A MACHINE, HE GOT 62 CM. Nuts. Then my turn, everyone looking and i pulled off a 46, another A to add to the collection :D. One A left to go, come on.

SHUTTLE RUN.

Now i always had B for this haha, Adithya was a joke again, he failed. The usual Bs and Cs with an occasional A, before it was Gerald and my turn. All looking again. Gerald went, 9.8s. I went, then the teacher said "Ready..GO!" SO FAST! I was caught offguard for like a split second before i went, slipped once cos i was using new shoes. But still, 9.8s too!5 As, YEA! Gerald got 5As too haha, my classmates were saying we were a killer pair haha.

Today was the second batch, 13-24. Ryan got 5As too haha, expected luh, hes so strong and is a gymnast. He did 20 chin ups without breaking a sweat man. So far 3 guys got 5As, cant wait to see the last batch, the last 10 guys haha. OK, GOTTA GO! BYE!

God i need your grace, your help.

2008-04-07T16:43:00.000+08:00

YES Sji drama night is coming! Bet its gonna be a hit haha, Ze Jie is even going to be dancing!

And and yesterday we had a match with the INDOs, they are second place in the Hope Premier League, and we won them 4-1! Now we will probably be boosted to around 4th or 5th place wahaha.

I want there to BE NO EXAMS!!! Why the hell do we need exams anyway, just study and get the damn certs if we are good enough.

Saturday had service, rather good one about STRESS but everyone left super early after service, all had to go home or wanted to watch the soccer match. Went home with Yao Yi and Sinyee, whom talked to me and Yao Yi about girlfriends. Interesting theory haha, anyway im super tired now and ima go sleep or watch DBZ SOMEMORE! :D

2008-04-07T14:44:00.000+08:00

Hey everyone, like i said my parents have been stopping me from using the computer, hence the inconvenience, so sorry!

2008-03-30T00:51:00.000+09:00

Pizza. Water. Soccer. Farts. What just happened in the past 15 minutes. Ahaha sounds so funny when said like that xD

SERVICE! Pretty good service today abit overcoming our fears because God is with us all the way. I brought Lucas along! Ahh too bad we couldnt go ACJA carnival, Zachery's mum din let him go and he held our tickets and coupons so we decided not to go. Hmm is there a 30th of april? Otherwise its gonna be Si Yings birthday in 5 minutes haha.

Im super stuffed now luh, suddenly when i want to blog, i forget everything i want to blog about, dumb short term memory loss on blogging. Sooooo stffed now because im lying on my bed and watching episodes of DRAGON BALL Z! Ahh wonderful show. Went to play pool after service with Christopher, Clara, Michelle, Aaron, Desmond, Jonathan and Phoebe who just watched haha. Played 7 games, won 5 lost 2. One loss was pure dumb luck, i was winning Desmond by two balls and the black ball was right at the side of the hole, AND I GOT A FREE BALL. So i was laughing so hard at Desmond's miss that when i aimed the bottom of the white ball ( So it rolls back, if the white ball goes in with the black ball, you lose the game ) and LAUGHED WHILE SHOOTING THEN MY STICK MISSED AND SCRAPED THE BALL! Stupid luh, then one mistake was made and it was all Desmond needed to shoot in all the 3 balls. Dumb luck, the other game i lost was to Jonathan, hes too good haha, lost by two balls.

Ok, its almost midnight, time for more DBZ.

Its not too late,
Its never too late.

2008-03-26T21:53:00.000+09:00

Blehh sorry guys, i went overboard with playing the comp so my parents have BANNED ME FROM WARCRAFT NOOOOOOOO. Might as well anyway, at least i can finally concentrate on my studies once again cos normally i have a choice so ill pick games although i know i should be studying but now i have no choice soooo, STUDIES NOW.

SJI DRAMA NIGHT!! I think its 12 April haha, WHO WANTS TO COME? Theme is, " Out Order Of " Should be pretty good luh, those that wanna go tell me ill go get tickets for ya. This saturday got ACJC CARNIVAL! Me, Zach, Derek and Wei Jin are sharing 10 bucks haha, so measly. We'll go to the carnival and then hpoefully drag at least one off to church with me :D

Ok uhh, Gerald i posted now so dont be so obsessed with slapping me cos i din post within 3 days hahaha. TOMORROW IS uhh, oh yea, ENRICHMENT DAY!! Sadly once again im stuck with clamation BUT there is no lessons :D Still cant believe i din get the slot for hip hop dancing haha. Woohoo perfect day to be enrichment day, this means we get to miss DOUBLE CHINESE WAHAHA.

I have been moved to the BACK OF THE CLASS. Pros and cons. First, i cant see the board cos of Dai Wei's head. Secondly i cant hear the teacher sometimes. On the bright side, ill be harder to see at the back AND GET TO SNEAK SNACKS AND PLAY POKEMON ON THE HANDPHONE WITH THE B.A.T.B wahaha. Batb stands for Boys At The Back haha, they came up with it. The poeple around me from all different places man. Dai Wei, in front is from China. Aditiah is from India. Peng Yi is from Penang/KL. I am half singaporean, a quarter malaysian and a quarter indonesian. Din know my bloodline was mixed hehe. OK TIME FOR THE NINE O CLOCK DRAMA AND BBQ FLAVOURED RUFFLES WITH COKE TO GO WITH IT. YES.

Sorry i'm so demanding.

2008-03-21T00:13:00.000+09:00

hey everyone sorry for the late post =(

Ok im gonna make this a short one, im super tired from training today. So i signed up for ROCKPORT GROUP. Its meant to be only for TAF club but i signed up as a volunteer to help them lose weight. But the good thin is, we play sports so its fun :D Today was badminton wahaha, one of my fortes. Played with John and Kelvin, taking turns with them.

THEN, i am representing my class together with Ryan for long jump =P I think im going to get owned by people with the likes of Galen haha. Nevermind its all for fun anyway. Oh and high jump too.

Today Chinese was hilarious. We had our Ting Xie ( Spelling ). 20 phrases and 5 sentences to memorise. Then Mervin was going to copy and the teacher was going super fast.

Teacher : Number 4, *@!#, Number 5 %^&*
Everyone : Wait teacher! I haven written finish!
Mervin : Wait teacher! I havent seen finish!

And Samuel was frantically complaining cos he got pulled out from the class to sit in front for cheating while everyone else was cheating and teacher din notice. He was complaining in english all the time haha, then our teacher kept saying she didnt understand. Fun man, but then after that we had a chinese test =P

Tomorrow have COMBINED CG AND FLOORBALL!

Then Saturday is Easter service:D Cant wait haha, gathered quite a number of people but i hope they dont pang seh luh, got Zachery, Wei Jin, Lucas, Derek. Im praying for at least 2 =)

2008-03-14T22:18:00.000+09:00

Yoyoyo guys, time for the post of the week!

PARENT TEACHER MEETING

Ok so we arrived at our school, all the parents were swarming around the main gate. So dumb luh the students, i spend alot of time in the street soccer court last time so i told my parents to go there, SO MUCH SPACE TO PARK HAHA. My dad was saying, this is an advantage of being naughty.

Then we arrived at my class, i was hoping my chinese teacher wouldn't come to find me but she arrived spot on when i arrived -.- Uhh i was given a chance to get my 0.4 marks but memorising 5 sentences within an hour but i turned it down heh, so she told my parents about 'attitude problem'. Then my class teacher, again i was hoping i would get my co-tutor, whom is new to our school, but i ended up with Mrs Woo, whom is strict. BUT surprisingly, she said my results had no problem and that i was just a very active boy, i love Mrs Woo now haha. My parents seemed contented and they said, from the looks of it, my teacher favoured me. Apparently since they are both in the Sales industry, they know how to identify.

COMPANY CAMP

I went home after PTM, played awhile then went to school again. Each bunk is supposed to have 4 of my level but two din come so it was just me and Matthew. Aahh and he had catholic society so he was missing for awhile. I was appointed Bunk IC so i had to report our strength and everything, take keys blahblahblah.

It was alright but Ncc Air was playing soccer and going for outings while we were like having an ultra long training. PT, drills, usual stuff. Idiot Ncc Airs, then we went for Night Walk, So long omg, walk from our school to Botanical Gardens, walked an entire round around it, ended up in the same spot before going into town area. Ate at Burger King and then bus-ed back. Two giant mistakes, we lost John for a moment because the goof went to buy a Coca-Cola slurpee when we were instructed to stick together and not buy anything else. Second, Jeryl left his wallet at Burger King. We were doomed from then.

Theres a routine from the sec 3s during Company Camp. Its called, Psycho Night. Literally Psycho. We went to sleep at 12+, then at 3am they woke us up and fall in outside. ITS NUTS, they pumped us like mad until like 5.30am before going to sleep for 30 minutes and waking up again. So much scolding and pumping. We heard of it from the Sec 4s but we were hoping they would stop the tradition.

SPECIALIST CAMP

They was it, the SPECIALIST CAMP. Was still beat because we only had one day of rest before going for this camp too. On the bus, our sergent sent us a very touching and motivational message. It goes something like this.

Good morning specs-to-be, congratulations on being selected to go to this camp. I has confidence in all of you and i hope you have confidence in yourself too. Live everyday in this camp like it was your last day and volunteering for everything. Dont be embarassed about anything you do too and be sure to give your 100% for this camp. I know you will do us proud, good luck.

Felt immense motivation after hearing it and a message by Daniel, our encik, wishing us good luck too. Then we reached there Amoy Quee camp and leaving for Pasir Leba camp. It was alright, was Bunk IC again, but this was much tougher, they expected so much of us. BUT the good side was the food was awesome. The brand was Smiling Orchid, after asking my parents, they said it was an excellent and expensive catering branch. So much for ordering it for my dinner everyday haha. Made alot of good friends at the camp from different schools. My bunk has Ashleigh, Jeryl and Harold. Rather fun bunch. Had alot of fun making Ashleigh do stuff haha, we even made him beatbox to the sergent and the whole bunks.

EXTREME LAUGHTER. Made my ribs hurt like hell. When he did 'Boom', he would lean forward and widened his eyes. He had a start up with 'Boom's and then by the time he started, everyone was on the verge of rolling on the floor in laughter. When he started, it sounded like FARTING, we laughed until we teared man, born entertainer. Best thing is its natural, not like trying to be funny or anything. He rapped too. Massive entertainment. Ahh joyous moments.

Then there were many tests too, some guys cried, some guys left, some guys got kicked out. Intensive. Then there were those chosen to be either Second sergent or Third sergent. I was a third sergent. The best part was the last day of camp. When we got our results of what rank, you could see people jumping around, punching the air and shouting out in joy. Then they addressed us as sergent already. The feeling was awesome then we hugged everyone and said bye. Left contact numbers and all. Then Shannon, a rather tough dude who kept calling Ashleigh a sissy throughout the whole camp, shouted to me and Ashleigh.

" Ashleigh! Your alright " Then he gave a smile.

Ahh camps rule even though i feel all sore now haha.

TODAY

In the morning i received an sms from my dad. I love him so much now and regret when i treated him with disrespect before.

"Hello my children, there is $30 in joey's room meant for a sumptuous lunch for the two of you. You can order Kentucky or pizza or whatever you like. Love you all"

Felt all warm and fuzzy haha.

Then, tonight, my mum came back and waved something shiny in front of me. ITS A NEW CAR KEY OMG.

Then we went ot have pizza for lunch. THE CAR IS AWESOME MAN. C180 Mercedes Kompressor. Its colour is Grey Champagne. Man everything about it is superb. The front has the super cool GIANT mercedes sign. I always envied the cars with the big sign thingy. Then its super sleek, inside was black leather. The side lights are red, super cool. Then when open, WOAH SUPER SPACIOUS. The handles had finger molds, red lights at the side again, the new car smell, two spin wheels to select stuff and an entire rack of buttons for every single thing thinkable. You could even call someone using the car, GOOD BYE HANDS FREE. I was chatting to my dad through the car haha. Then you could even attach your ipod to it to play songs and stuff. Then it has a screen to select loads of stuff , soooooo cool. The steering wheel had many selection buttons too. Then when we moved, unbelievable. Apparently its super light and compressed, IT FEELS JUST LIKE YOUR FLOATING. SO SMOOTH NO FRICTION FELT AT ALL. My god i would do any thing to drive that car. I love when we get a new car, everyone stares at it :D Its SJD 1508. Technology is great, everything a new car comes, i am always amazed by their new functions over and over again.

Ok time for Warcraft :D Dota, Vamp fire and ISLAND DEF HERE I COME!

2008-03-13T20:35:00.001+09:00

Why the hell are there people like that.... Whoever it is, its disappointing how someone I know someone who impersonate me. If you are looking for attention, this isn't the way. If you're trying to be funny, you are definately not.

Ok guys Isabelle is spot on, i was at camp and just reached home about 2 hours ago, so that guy definately aint me. To make things clearer i wont post anymore on my cbox so if someone says stuff, you know its not me. Screwed up world, even creating new blogs aren't any use. Hmm, sorry Amelia about being targeted, if this goes on i'll just have no choice but to remove the cbox then.

I'll post about my two camps and meet the parents session tomorrow, im dead tired now. BUT now i'm a SERGENT! Ahaha been waiting so long for me =P So sorry about the long period of not blogging haha, the uber long camps did it.

REPLIES

Gerald : Ok Gerald i trust you to be sensible enough so im sorry about blaming you, got any ideas on who it is though? Lol thats obviously not me, anyone can tell, sorry about the guy insulting you.

Amelia : HELLO! Uhh when you read this, im sorry aight?

Isabelle : I wouldn't mind my parents being teacher murderers, they could get rid of my pesky Chinese teacher :D Spot on, i was at specialist camp.

Jon Saw : Yep gonna post about it tomorrow haha. Dont be, thats not me.

Imposter : Dude the way you entertain yourself is plain sick.

2008-03-06T18:50:00.000+09:00

Hey guys alright first and foremost i'll like to tell yall that the imposter pretending to me talking about wanking is NOT ME. Its stupid Gerald, stop being so childish and grow up man, Gerald.

Ok YAY THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE! Finally man, but i barely get any free time during the holidays, have two camps. Was so looking forward to the holidays luh. Dumb camps. Tomorrow starts the first one already so i cant go service =(

Luckily the weekends of the holidays are booked, my parents wanted to squeeze in a small trip to Indonesia, some Banyan Tree resort or something, if the holiday occured, ill have absolutely no free day. Whew.

Argh tomorrow have Meet the Parents Session, scary session luh, i bet Mrs Woo will start all the bad stuff ive done =P Therefore, ill enjoy today AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE STARTING FROM... NOW. Oh wait after i answer some tags haha.

Kyung Tae : Hey KT haha YOU SUCK TOO LUH KOREAN IDIOT! Nah just kidding, its Marietta Koh, shes pretty good, every lesson she lets us watch topic related videos on Youtube during lesson :D

WMC123: Haha yea start all over w a new blog!

Ze Jie: You know me well =)

2008-03-02T20:05:00.000+09:00

Yoyoyo everyone!

FRIDAY

FLOORBALL! Ahha, super fun as usual, scored one pathetic goal only =P, ahh well and i koped alot of peoples H20 & 100plus heh.

SATURDAY

Service! Before that had a Central 08 meeting, the games were super funny haha, it was battle of the sexes so guys were a side and girls the other. So you had to come up with a spastic action for each team and everyone had a number from 1-4. So when your number was called, like example 1, all the 1s stand up, do the spastic action, 5 jumping jacks and then run forward to grab the bottles in the middle of the room. In the end everyone just pounced forward and grabbed the bottles without doing the actions haha. Then songs with weird actions by DANIEL, which Jem did anyhow, making it hilarious haha.

Then service was good, Pastor Shirley and we have a new guy in Sji again! WELCOME SYLVESTER! Another canoeist haha, all muscle men. Then after service, time for dinner, we went Meridian as usual. Then Samuel asked ifhe could borrow one dollar from me, then i said sorry cos i only had a 50 dollar bill, my pocket money haha.

Me : How much money do you have?
Samuel : 10 dollars
Me : YOU NEED 11 DOLLARS TO EAT?!
Samuel : Ya im going to buy 4 meals.

I thought he was joking, until i saw him buy 4 MEALS! I remember got chicken rice and noodles, cant remember the other two. Mad luh, then he wanted to arm wrestle Joel. They arm wrestle so long man, and the most surprising thing, HE WON JOEL! And hes not even fat luh, NPCC too, who would expect Npcc to win a thrower. While he arm wrestling Joel he was eating chicken rice too haha, so funny. The match was super long. Then Gerald and Yao Yi also arm wrestled. Yao yi won haha, Gerald was trying all sorts of ways to cheat, even grabbing the table with his wrestling arm to try to use it to push down yao yi's hand. Then Gerald went to arm wrestle me, first round i won, then he said, best out of 3. So arm wrestle again and he lost again haha. :D Ncc power =P

TODAY

Woke up and went to MANDAI FOR BRUNCH. It was around 11.30am. Ate the Lamb Rack, good stuff, loads of fatty meat too haha. And had Oysters for appetizers with my mum. My sister was complaining about how i ate the bread with olive oil haha, she sort of broke small bits and dipped but i just dunked half of my bread in it and ate haha. Then watched movie, been so long since i watched movie with my family haha, watched The Leap Years. I expected it to be a crappy movie basically because its Singapore Productions but it turned out really good, and meaningful too. Recommend you watch it, could heard people crying at the back haha, but i was rather restless, to used to action and horror movies.

Woohoo i spent 50 dollars on 3 books yesterday haha, the series of Diablo.

The first book already sounds so cool, Legacy of Blood. Just started on it , love it haha, BYE.

2008-02-28T19:59:00.000+09:00

Hey everyone sorry about the 2 day policy haha, i was going to blog then my mum came in and said i had to stop using the computer. Oh come on its after exams gimme a break.

Ok new results in :

English : 66 ( damn crap AMA compre and summary )
Elective Literature : 72
The lit is pretty amazing since i read To Kill A MockingBird only once on the day before the exam
Social Studies : 50

YES I KNOW I THOUGHT IT WAS SO EASY THAT I WAS MOCKING IT. Now it pulled down my elective lit so my Combine Humanities now is 61. Utter crap.

Chinese : Uhh not very sure but its around 48-49 %, hopefuly they round it off to 50 :D

Ahh well, but theres good news, i have won one more person, ADITIAH. Wahaha he failed his english although his other results are good, once you fail english, everything else fails. Yea a bit cruel to rejoice over his failure but uhh.. YES! He was begging Mrs Chua the whole lesson becaue he has 48.1 % after begging for 4 marks already, the school is, once you have 48.5% and above, they round it up to 50%, so al Aditiah needs is 0.4% more. What a pity haha, he was first in line at the queue from the beginning of the lesson and still in line at the end of the lesson and chasing Mrs Chua as she left the classroom. Literally begging for marks.

Anyway, this morning i woke up and saw the headlines

MANHUNT!

At first i thought it was the beauty contest for men until i saw this huge picture of a malay dude.

Then after abit of reading the newspaper and listening to the radio, it is deemed,

Malay guy
Walks with a limp
Escaped from Whitley Detention Barracks
Leader of GI gang
Terrorist who once planned to hijack a plane and crash it into Changi Airport

SO i got off the bug and first thing i saw was this reporter chick from like, Channel Newsasia i think, and the dude with the huge flashy looking camera, outside SCGS. At first i thought some VIP was coming, then the ENTIRE PATH FROM SCGS TO SJI IS LINED WITH SOLDIERS. Felt so special walking down the path :D Then this red beuret Commando was staring at me like i was the malay dude so i stared back and we stared for awhile, so fun haha. Then there were cars outside SJI and Special Unit trucks outside SJI, super cool. Then i just made it into school before being late.

Lucas : Eh what happened ah?
Joey : -explains everything-
Lucas : So cool! Imagine if he is hiding in school
Me : Yea undercover as the toilet cleaner, walking around witht he toilet rolls and strangling students with toilet paper.
Lucas : Haha, they should let us go home, too dangerous.

Mr Looi(Principal) : BLah blah blah, about the escaped terrorist, we will not send you home, you will serve as an entire pair of eyes.
Lucas : What the hell?
Me : He wants us to stay so in case theres a bomb, our bodies will cushion the school so the school wont get damaged.
Lucas : haha.

Disappointing. BUT, at the end of school, they announced that from now till further notice, no cca shall last beyong 6.30pm. WOOHOO NO NCC COMPANY CAMP THIS FRIDAY! Perfect timing, this saturday has a special service, called Refresh :D Cant wait for it. But this holiday ill have to miss most of it, i got selected to be a Specialist for Ncc so i have to go for a course and training, ahh well everything comes with sacrifices. BYE.